Cute Funny Quotes - Page 4

All diseases run into one, old age.
—Ralph Waldo Emerson

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
—Steve Martin

All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
—Miguel De Cervantes

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile--hoping it will eat him last.
—Winston Churchill

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
—Agatha Christie

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
—Abraham Lincoln

And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
—Woody Allen

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
—Robert Quillen

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
—Sir Norman Wisdom

Words of Wisdom:

A gossip is like a wasp, and if you can not kill the first blow, better not mess with it.
It takes nine months but sixty years to build a man.
Foxes use many tricks. The hedgehogs only one. But it is the best.
A loud voice can not compete with a clear voice, though this is a mere whisper.
After all, everything is a joke.
The merging of two people in a results in two half people.
When you grow up and discover that defendiste lies, you deceive yourself or suffered for foolishness. If you're a good fighter, do not blame her, nor let your mistakes be repeated.
Notes that there are white everything around you, but remember all black that is.
The language resists because it is soft; give teeth because they are tough.
With the first glass the man drinks wine, with the second wine drink wine, and the third, the wine drinks the man.