Cute Funny Quotes - Page 5

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
—Sir Norman Wisdom

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
—Carrie Fisher

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
—Christopher Hampton

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
—Mark Klein

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
—Jimmy Durante

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
—Groucho Marx

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
—Samuel Butler

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
—George Burns

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
—Robert Frost

Words of Wisdom:

Do not litter the source where you quench your thirst.
Whoever wants to be leader should be a bridge.
Come from outside who will drive you home.
Give me bread and call me stupid.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Sometimes one is shocked to discover himself in another.
A radical is someone with feet firmly planted in the air.
People who write books, are rarely intellectuals. Intellectuals are people who talk about books others have written.
For the love of a rose gardener is the servant of a thousand thorns.
He who stands on tiptoe right can not be sustained.