Funny Friendship Quotes - Page 5

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
        — Benjamin Franklin

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
        — Oscar Wilde

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
        — Thomas Jones

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! - Archie Bunker
        — Carroll O'Connor

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
        — Euripides

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
        — Virginia Woolf

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
        — Warren G. Harding

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
        — Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
        — Spike Milligan

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
        — Euripides

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
        — Gilbert K. Chesterton

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
        — P.D. James

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
        — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Words of Wisdom:

  • Eating and scratching, everything is starting
  • The devil, sick of meat, went to Friar.
  • When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie, then we know that this is a door.
  • And sometimes I can not but wonder if one meters height would not be ideal for humans.
  • The man and woman queen rules.
  • The donation is the first child of love and the most attractive loadstone to the iron will.
  • When the spirit is crushed, we must shake.
  • The hypothesis is an early and rational interpretation of the phenomena of nature.
  • Any tax must leave the superfluous and not necessary.
  • For the bourgeoisie, the sole duty of the state is to protect the freedom and personal property of the individual. The bourgeois sees the State as the image of the police, whose sole duty theoretically prevent theft.