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The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to Advertising copy.
        — Louis Kronenberger

'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?
        — Mark Edwards

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
        — Mark Twain

The modern little red riding hood, reared on singing commercials, has no objections to being eaten by the wolf.
        — Marshall Mcluhan

Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
        — Ogden Nash

Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
        — P.T Barnum

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
        — Sinclair Lewis

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
        — Stephen B. Leacock

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.
        — Steuart Henderson Britt

The advertisements are the most truthful part of a newspaper.
        — Thomas Jefferson

Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull?
        — William Bernbach

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