Funny Quotes About Age

"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity."
        — Albert Einstein

"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to."
        — Albert Einstein

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
        — Albert Einstein

"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
        — Benjamin Franklin

"Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late."
        — Benjamin Franklin

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
        — Jeanne Moreau

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
        — Victor Hugo

"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
        — Bill Cosby

"If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old."
        — Edgar Watson Howe

"Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner."
        — Josh Billings