Funny Quotes About Age - Page 10

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
        — George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
        — George Burns

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
        — Jack Benny

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
        — Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won't know it.
        — Bill Cosby

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
        — Bob Hope

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
        — Mark Twain

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
        — Jane Fonda

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
        — Mary Schmich

It takes a long time to become young.
        — Pablo Picasso

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
        — Sam Ewing

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
        — Bob Hope