Funny Quotes About Age - Page 9

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
        — Geoffrey Parfitt

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
        — Patrick Moore

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
        — Lucille Ball

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
        — Don Marquis

I'm back... and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign 'The Mummy Returns'.
        — Margaret Thatcher

Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
        — Lionel Blair

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
        — George Burns

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
        — Max Frisch

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
        — Claude D. Pepper

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
        — Jonathan Swift

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
        — Oscar Wilde

To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
        — Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
        — George Burns