Funny Quotes about Baldness

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
        — John Glenn

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
        — Don Herold

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
        — Helen Rowland (Reflections of a Bachelor Girl)

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness.
        — Marcus T. Cicero

Intolerance is the "Do Not Touch" sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.
        — Eric Hoffer

How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.
        — Edward R. Nida

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.
        — Dennis Franz

Drain clogged with what once was your hairline? Friends complaining about the reflection off your scalp? Women observing, "He's awfully cute ... too bad he's losing his hair"? Balderdash. Skin is in, so take pride in your pate.
        — Richard Sandomir (Author 'Bald Like Me: The Hair-Raising Adventures of Baldman.')

Better a bald head than no head at all.
        — Austin O'Malley

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
        — Don Herold

(About Yul Brynner) The most fully evolved bald man to ever walk the planet, God rest his pate!
        — Richard Sandomir