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The loveliest faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy. The difference between utility and utility plus beauty is the difference between telephone wires and the spider web. The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think. Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for instance. One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques--especially to mosques. One evening I sat Beauty on my knees --And I found her bitter --And I reviled her. My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful; but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful. It is easy to be beautiful; it is difficult to appear so. It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. In the future there are going to be no pretty girls, for the simple reason there will be no plain girls against which to contrast them. Of late I have done some systematic reading of ladies' papers. The plain girl submits to a course of "treatment." In eighteen months she bursts upon Society an acknowledged beauty. I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want --an adorable pancreas? I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked, or plucked. |
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