Funny Quotes about Cats
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does — but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.
— Mark Twain
When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?
— Michael de Montaigne
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
— Stephen Baker
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
— Anon
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
— George Will
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
— Doug Larson
That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.
— Mark Twain
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
— Missy Dizick
One cat just leads to another.
— Ernest Hemingway
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
— Mark Twain
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
— Abraham Lincoln
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