Funny Quotes about Cats - Page 2

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
        — Hippolyte Taine

If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
        — Nan Porter

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
        — Alfred North Whitehead

Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
        — Anon

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
        — Mary Bly

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
        — Jeff Valdez

Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
        — Bette Midler

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
        — Robertson Davies

A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
        — Mark Twain

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
        — Mark Twain

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