Funny Quotes about Cats - Page 2
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
— Hippolyte Taine
If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
— Nan Porter
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
— Alfred North Whitehead
Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
— Anon
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
— Mary Bly
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
— Jeff Valdez
Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?"
— Bette Midler
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.
— Robertson Davies
A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
— Mark Twain
A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
— Mark Twain
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