Funny Quotes About Communication

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
        — Rudyard Kipling

When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.
        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
        — Jeff Daly

The tongue is the only instrument that gets sharper with use.
        — Washington Irving

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively, but says nothing.
        — Henry S. Haskins

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
        — Hubert H. Humphrey

The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done.
        — Peter F. Drucker

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.
        — Edward R. Murrow

The greatest problem in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished.
        — George Bernard Shaw