Funny Quotes about Computers
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
— Farmers Almanac
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
— Robert Orben
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
— Janet Reno
There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
— J. H. Goldfuss
The workers and professionals of the world will soon be divided into two distinct groups. Those who will control computers and those who will be controlled by computers. It would be best for you to be in the former group.
— Lewis D. Eigen
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
— Dave Barry
The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.
— Jean Baudrillard
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
— Sidney J. Harris
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