Funny Quotes about Crime - Page 3
Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.
— Aristotle
Criminal - A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
— Howard Scott
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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.
— Oscar Wilde
And who are the greater criminals--those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them?
— Robert Emmet Sherwood
Abscond. To ''move'' in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
— Ambrose Bierce
A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.
— Mark Twain
A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.
— Oscar Wilde
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
— O. Henry Porter
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