Cute Funny Quotes and Sayings - Page 10

"He who laughs last didn't get it."
        — Unknown Author

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo Ingles.'"
        — Unknown Author

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
        — Unknown Author

"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
        — Unknown Author

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
        — Unknown Author

"Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which."
        — Unknown Author

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."
        — Al Bundy

"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."
        — Unknown Author

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
        — Unknown Author

"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."
        — Demetri Martin