Funny Quotes about Death

Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
        —Mark Twain

Well, there's a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to lay us flat one time or other.
        —Miguel De Cervantes

We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
        —Dave Farber

To you who have never died, may I say: Welcome to the world!
        —Clive Barker

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days."
        —Garrison Keillor

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
        —Samuel Butler

There is a remedy for everything; it is called death.
        —Portuguese Proverb

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
        —Woody Allen

There are three natural anaesthetics: Sleep, fainting, and death.
        —Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
        —Guy Almes

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