Funny Quotes About Doctors
What medicines do not heal, the lance will; what the lance does not heal, fire will.
— Hippocrates
Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism.
— Samuel Butler
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
— Joe E. Lewis
There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
— Francois Rabelais (Gargantua)
The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like the celebrated tower of Pisa --slightly off balance.
— Prince Charles
The practice of medicine is a thinker's art, the practice of surgery a plumber's.
— Martin H. Fisher
The poets did well to conjoin music and medicine, because the office of medicine is but to tune the curious harp of man's body.
— Francis Bacon
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout.
— Josh Billings
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
— Jonathan Swift
The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
— Denis Diderot