Funny Quotes About Drink and Drinking

You can't be a Real Country unless you have a Beer and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a Beer.
        —Frank Zappa

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
        —Sir Richard Burton

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
        —Irish Proverb

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
        —Mark Twain

To justify God's ways to man.
        —A. E. Housman

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.
        —Titus Maccius Plautus

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.
        —William Faulkner

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
        —Francois Rabelais (Gargantua)

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
        —William Butler Yeats

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
        —Alben W. Barkley

Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
        —Samuel Taylor Coleridge