Funny Quotes About Education - Page 2

If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
        — Robert F. Goheen

The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.
        — Robert Buzzell

There's a new tribunal now higher than God's --The educated man's!
        — Robert Browning

I pay the schoolmaster, but it is the school boys who educate my son.
        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
        — R.S. Ingersoll

The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.
        — Philip K. Dick

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
        — Peter F. Drucker

The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence.
        — Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
        — Oscar Wilde

A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.
        — Oliver Wendell Holmes