Famous Funny Quotes

#3 pencils and quadrille pads.
        — Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
        — Goethe (1749-1832)

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.
        — Abba Eban (1915-2002)

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
        — Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
        — John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
        — Helen Rowland (1876-1950)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
        — Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
        — H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
        — Paul Erdos (1913-1996)