Famous Funny Quotes - Page 10

Hemingway was a jerk.
        — Harold Robbins

His ignorance is encyclopedic
        — Abba Eban (1915-2002)

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How can I lose to such an idiot?
        — A shout from chess master Aaron Nimzovich (1886-1935)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
        — Anais Nin (1903-1977)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
        — H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
        — Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)

I am not young enough to know everything.
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
        — Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
        — Frederick (II) the Great

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
        — A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)