Famous Funny Quotes - Page 11

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
        — Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
        — Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)

I criticize by creation-not by finding fault.
        — Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
        — Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
        — Galileo Galilei

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
        — Katherine Cebrian

I don't feel good.
        — The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
        — Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
        — Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
        — Woody Allen (1935-)