Famous Funny Quotes - Page 13

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
        — Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
        — John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what his favorite song is

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I think it would be a good idea.
        — Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
        — Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, 1943

I worship the quicksand he walks in.
        — Art Buchwald

I would have made a good Pope.
        — Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)

If a man does his best, what else is there?
        — General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
        — Mario Andretti

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
        — Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
        — Will Rogers (1879-1935)