Famous Funny Quotes - Page 15

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
        — e e cummings (1894-1962)

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
        — Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.
        — Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
        — Fred Allen (1894-1956)

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
        — Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
        — W.B. Prescott

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
        — Paul Dirac (1902-1984)

In the end, everything is a gag.
        — Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
        — Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
        — Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut