Famous Funny Quotes - Page 16

Interesting-I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
        — Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
        — Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527), The Prince

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
        — Tom Stoppard

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
        — George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
        — G. B. Burgin

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
        — Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airlines

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
        — Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
        — Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)