Famous Funny Quotes - Page 17

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
        — Walt Disney (1901-1966)

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
        — Mark Twain (1835-1910)

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
        — Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
        — Irvin S. Cobb

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
        — Jimi Hendrix

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
        — Lewis Perelman

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
        — Isaac Asimov

Logic is in the eye of the logician.
        — Gloria Steinem

Love is friendship set on fire.
        — Jeremy Taylor