Famous Funny Quotes - Page 19

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
        — Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
        — Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
        — Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
        — Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
        — Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

Never mistake motion for action.
        — Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
        — Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
        — William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

No Sane man will dance.
        — Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)