Famous Funny Quotes - Page 21

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
        — Antoine de Saint Exupery

Plato was a bore.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
        — Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
        — Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        — Wernher Von Braun (1912-1977)

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
        — George Santayana (1863-1952)

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
        — Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

Silence is argument carried out by other means.
        — ErnestoCheGuevara (1928-1967)

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
        — James Stephens (1882-1950)