Famous Funny Quotes - Page 23

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
        — Von Clausewitz (1780-1831)

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
        — Alan Kay

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The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
        — A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

The covers of this book are too far apart.
        — Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
        — Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
        — Tom Clancy

The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved'-the pig was 'committed'.
        — unknown

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
        — Gloria Leonard

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
        — definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

The gods too are fond of a joke.
        — Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)