Famous Funny Quotes - Page 26

The truth is more important than the facts.
        — Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
        — Edsgar Dijkstra

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
        — Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
        — George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
        — C. A. R. Hoare

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
        — Sigfried Hulzer

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
        — Frank Zappa

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
        — Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
        — George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

There is only one nature-the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
        — Bill Wulf