Famous Funny Quotes - Page 27

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
        — Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

This book fills a much-needed gap.
        — Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review

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This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
        — Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
        — Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
        — Charles William Stubbs

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
        — Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
        — Mel Brooks

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
        — Henry Kissinger (1923-)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
        — Chess master Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

Vote early and vote often.
        — Al Capone (1899-1947)

Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
        — Mark Twain (1835-1910)

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
        — Niels Bohr (1885-1962)