Famous Funny Quotes - Page 29

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
        — Mae West (1892-1980)

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
        — Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
        — Goethe (1749-1832)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
        — George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
        — Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

Where are we going, and why am I in this hand basket?
        — Bumper Sticker

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
        — Henry Ford (1863-1947)

While we are postponing, life speeds by.
        — Seneca (3BC-65AD)

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
        — H. M. Warner (1881-1958), founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927