Famous Funny Quotes - Page 6

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
        — Rene Descartes (1596-1650), Discours de la Methode

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
        — Will Durant

Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
        — Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
        — Robert Orben

Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
        — Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.
        — Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
        — Georg Lichtenberg (1742-1799)

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
        — Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
        — Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
        — Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)