Famous Funny Quotes - Page 7

Facts are the enemy of truth.
        — Don Quixote-Man of La Mancha

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
        — Mark Twain (1835-1910)

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
        — Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
        — the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
        — Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
        — Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
        — John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
        — Thomas Jones

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
        — Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
        — Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)