Famous Funny Quotes - Page 9

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
        — Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
        — Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
        — H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
        — Mae West (1892-1980)

He would make a lovely corpse.
        — Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
        — William Congreve (1670-1729)

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
        — Robert Frost (1874-1963)

Hell is other people.
        — Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
        — William M. Holden