Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim."
        — George Carlin

"Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul."
        — Ambrose Bierce

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
        — Jim Hayes

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
        — Bernard Meltzer

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods."
        — Esther M. Clark

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
        — Bernard Meltzer

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice."
        — Anonymous

"I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!"
        — Archie Bunker

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." - John Leonard
        — John Leonard

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."
        — Silican proverb

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families."
        — Anonymous

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
        — Charles Lamb

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
        — C. S. Lewis