Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings Page 3

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
        — Laurence J. Peter

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
        — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
        — Samuel Butler

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
        — Arthur Brisbane

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
        — Benjamin Franklin

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
        — Unknown Author

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends - they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
        — Warren G. Harding

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
        — Mark Twain

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses.
        — Edwin Arlington Robinson

I need you too know our friendship means a lot — If you cry, then I cry. If you laugh, then I laugh. If you jump out the window, I look down then....I laugh again.
        — Author Unknown