Funny Quotes about God - Page 2
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
—Frank Lloyd Wright
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
—Georges Duhamel
I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
—Mother Teresa
If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments—we'd have the Ten Suggestions.
—Sir Malcolm Bradbury
If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network.
—Will Durst
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
—Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
—Woody Allen
If there were no God, there would be no atheists.
—Gilbert K. Chesterton
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
—Woody Allen
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