Funny Quotes about Golf
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
— Franklin P. Adams
When Golf starts getting in the way of work and family ... give up work and family.
— Anon
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
— Gardner Dickinson
They say "practice" makes perfect. Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
— Henry Longhurst
They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
— Raymond Floyd
The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.
— TV "Silk Stalkings"
The greatest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for merely exercise.
— Tommy Bolt
The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing.
— Dave Hill
The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.
— Bob Allen
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
— George Deukmejian
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