Funny Quotes about Golf - Page 3

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It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
        — Hank Aaron

Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
        — Will Rogers

I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
        — Gerald Ford

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
        — Bob Hope

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
        — Dean Martin

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
        — G. K. Chesterton

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS."
        — Johnny Miller

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
        — Ben Hogan

I play [golf] in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
        — Joe E. Lewis

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
        — Dwight D. Eisenhower

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