Funny Quotes about Golf - Page 3
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
— Hank Aaron
Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
— Will Rogers
I'll know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
— Gerald Ford
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
— Bob Hope
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
— Dean Martin
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
— G. K. Chesterton
I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS."
— Johnny Miller
I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.
— Ben Hogan
I play [golf] in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
— Joe E. Lewis
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
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