Funny Quotes about Government - Page 4
I've talked to you on a number of occasions about the economic problems our nation faces, and I am prepared to tell you it's in a hell of a mess — we're not connected to the press room yet, are we?
—Ronald Reagan
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
—Frank Dane
No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country.
—Edward Everett Hale
Nobody ever says to men, 'how can you be a Congressman and a father.'
—Pat Schroeder
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
—Kin Hubbard
One thing I can say about George...he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
—Barbara Bush
People come to Washington believing it is the center of power. I know I did. It was only much later that I learned that Washington is a steering wheel that's not connected to an engine.
—Richard Goodwin
People have forgotten the effects of prohibition. We have become the United States of Amnesia.
—Gore Vidal
Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy; and when we lose faith in the system, we have lost faith in everything we fight and spend for.
—Adlai Stevenson
Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well!
—Barbara Bush
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