Funny Quotes About Graduation

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.
        —Epictectus

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
        —Les Brown

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
        —Judy Garland

Don’t live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.
        —Wendy Wasserstein

Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.
        —George Bush

Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!
        —Louisa May Alcott

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
        —Oscar Wilde

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.
        —James D'arcy

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
        —Ambrose Bierce, Devil’s Dictionary

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
        —Frank A. Clark

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.
        —Paul Freund

Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way.
        —Dr. Seuss

Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.
        —Richard Halliburton

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
        —Woody Allen

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
        —Unknown Author