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Show me someone who never gossips and I'll show you someone who isn't interested in people.
        —Barbara Walters (American TV Interviewer and Journalist)

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.
        —John Wayne

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The difficulty of doing a sex scene is that sex is the one thing in movies that your entire audience knows about. Nobody in the audience has been killed and most haven't taken a bullet or been in a brutal fight. Lovemaking, everybody's an expert.
        —Michael Douglas (American Film Actor)

The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a fix every few years.
        —Steven Spielberg (Time, 1979)

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
        —Dorothy Parker

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.
        —Tallulah Bankhead referring to Shirley Temple)

They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.
        —Errol Flynn

Women should be obscene and not heard.
        —John Lennon (Singer, Former Member of 'The Beatles')

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
        —Joseph E. Levine

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