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And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
        —Abraham Lincoln

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
        —Robert Louis Stevenson

Hope is the dream of the waking man.
        —Aristotle

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.
        —Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes

The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
        —Mark Twain

The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have.
        —Leonard Nimoy

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
        —Albert Einstein

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
        —Ralph Waldo Emerson

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.
        —Ralph Waldo Emerson

Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching around for what it gets
        —Henry Ford

Words of Wisdom:

  • Laughing at all is proper to fools, if not to laugh at nothing is stupid.
  • The man must always be flexible as the reed, not hard like a cedar.
  • Prevention is better than cure.
  • There is hardly anything said by one whose opposite is not stated.
  • Not live by bread alone man. Occasionally, you also need a drink.
  • All human bodies ever get tired, except the tongue.
  • The man, an inch above the monkey if not a centimeter below the pig.
  • A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful maiden, but no eye.
  • Talking is the art of stifling and stop thinking.
  • Do not miss such beautiful chances of silence, as daily life will offer.


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