Funny Quotes about Kissing - Page 2
May I print a kiss on your lips? I said,
And she nodded her full permission:
So we went to press and I rather guess
We printed a full edition.
—Joseph Lilientha
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
—Rene Yasenek
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
—Ladies Home Journal
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
—Thomas Carlyle
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
—Jonathan Swift
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
—Chico Marx
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
—Arturo Toscanini
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing ladies' hands-- after all, one must start somewhere.
—Sacha Guitry
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
—Christopher Morley
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