Funny Quotes about Lawyers - Page 3
God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
—Benjamin Franklin
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
— Franklin P. Jones
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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for years or months. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
— Evelle Younger
A lawyers dream of heaven; every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
— Samuel Butler
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
— Mario Puzo
A lawyer is one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.
— H. L. Mencken
A lawyer is a gentlemen that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself.
— Lord Henry P. Brougham
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