Funny Quotes about Life - Page 2

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
        — Lao Tzu

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
        — Jean-Paul Sartre

For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
        — Clifton Fadiman

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
        — Will Rogers

I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.
        — Screamin' Jay Hawkins

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
        — Kathleen Norris

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
        — Bill Vaughan

It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
        — Bill Gates

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
        — Mark Twain

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
        — Woody Allen

Life is a horizontal fall.
        — Jean Cocteau