Funny Quotes about Life - Page 4

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim
        — Bertrand Russell

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.
        — Djuna Barnes

Life is so unlike theory.
        — Anthony Trollope

Life is wasted on the living.
        — Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
        — Douglas Adams

Life's more amusing than we thought.
        — Andrew Lang

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
        — Sholom Aleichem

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
        — Brendan Gill

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
        — Arthur Balfour

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
        — Bob Monkhouse