Funny Quotes About Life - Page 5

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly -- because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.
        — Michael Caine

The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
        — Flip Wilson

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
        — Lilly Tomlin

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
        — Lawrence Welk

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
        — Oscar Wilde

There must be more to life than having everything.
        — Maurice Sendak

Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first.
        — Benjamin Franklin

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
        — Mark Twain

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
        — Chris Rock

You know, it's a long world.
        — Lawrence Welk