Funny Quotes about Lying - Page 2
So near is falsehood to truth that a wise man would do well not to trust himself on the narrow edge.
— Marcus T. Cicero
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
— Oliver Wendell Homes
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
— Otto Von Bismarck
One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
One always has the air of someone who is lying when one speaks to a policeman.
— Charles-Louis Philippe
Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.
— Mark Twain
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.
— Abraham Lincoln
Never tell a lie--except for practice.
— Mark Twain
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
— Lyman Beecher
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
— Homer Simpson
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